fornicaxon:

i wanna be cuddling you right now, you lil shit

(via retiredjesus)

bagmilk:

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

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(Source: heteroh, via academy)

salmioch:

come and dream w/me ♥

Oh ma lord

When someone calls me attractive image

(Source: josholdridge, via trust)

driftoffacliff:

date someone who uses their turn signal

(via academy)

copyrlght:

when you try your best

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but you dont succeed

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(via retiredjesus)

willmcavoy:

my office manager told me to make a sign for the copier which is out of order then had the audacity to tell me this was “unprofessional”

feat:

the only dates i need are tour dates

(via trust)

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